"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."
— Lemony Snicket (via langleav)

Blahhasldjf;slf I have to go to a BBQ today and it’ll mostly be people I don’t know there. Upside to this is free food. Downside… well, PEOPLE.

feistylittlewildcat:

#fuck no #he thought tobias said he killed will #oh jesus i just made that connection wow #he literally brought all his rage forth #because he thought will was already dead #oh jesus #he keeps killing people for you will #this is bad #you don’t even know how much he cares #he killed the shit out of tobias bc he thought you were gone #i am not ok

"‘It’s now safe for you both to be in the same room together.’
‘Eh?’
The Doctor went into explanation mode. ‘Blinovitch Limitation Effect. Two identical versions of the same person, at different points in their timeline, should not co-exist within the same space and time. All sorts of nasty potential for paradoxes. And if they should happen to make physical contact - bang!’
‘Like with the two Marks?’ said Amy.
‘Like, as you say, with the two Marks,’ said the Doctor. ‘But now I’ve neutralised the effect. Ask me how.’
‘How?’ said the future Rory.
‘You couldn’t possibly begin to understand. But thanks for asking.’
Rory tried to get his head around it. ‘So it’s now safe for me to touch my future self?’
‘Yes,’ said the Doctor. ‘Although I would strongly advise you not to.’
‘Why?’ said Rory.
‘Yeah, why not?’ said the future Rory.
‘Because it would look ODD. Best keep your hands to, uh, yourself.’
Rory and his future self exchanged indignant frowns. ‘Right. Yeah. Thanks a lot, Doctor.’"
— Touched by an Angel, by Jonathan Morris (via rorytheroman)
livelongandbiteme: green-blooded-computer: HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?! #bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

not a ghost story // a mix for doctor who, series seven (listen)

Star Trek I - XII

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING #WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

cannedebonbon:

glayish:

awww… balls… I was just thinking of how during the space jump scene, Kirk told Spock that they needed to talk about his bedside manner.

And then at the end Spock is at his bedside.

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johnfontin:

the pig goes “oink oink”

the cow goes “moooo”

the horse goes “neighhhh”

the dog goes “ed…ward”

#NO

goldshirts-tightpants:

“SLASH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THE GLASS”

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Funniest Moments: Sam Winchester